Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Joke: yo momma so old when she farts she farts dust

Joke: Yo mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on

Joke: Yo mama's so so fat, her first step into stardom was as a planet.