Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she entered in an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!