Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in the back of the bus it does a wheelie.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.