Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she go to McDonald's, people have to tell her"there's no farm here."

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joke: Yo mamma so fat when God took a picture of her at the birth of the world it's not even half way done printing.

Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.