Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!