Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats!