Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly that One Direction went the other direction!

Joke: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade!