Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, they used to call it a jumpoline before yo mama got on it!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.

Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has Big Foot in a headlock.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.

Joke: Yo mama's so dumb, she returned doughnuts because they had holes in them.