Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where is my gumball?!"