Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they install speed bumps.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Joke: Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she log in to gta5 she got a 5-star rating.

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!