Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, you have to check Google Maps for her baby photos.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!