Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they install speed bumps.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'

Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.