Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."