Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: Your mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.