Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, they used to call it a jumpoline before yo mama got on it!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pond trying to saver her reflection.