Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in the back of the bus it does a wheelie.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!