Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she got married for the rice.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make several trips!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.