Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on

Joke: Yo mama's so so fat, her first step into stardom was as a planet.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!

Joke: Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for hours because it said 'concentrate.'