Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went into the Gap, and filled it!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in the back of the bus it does a wheelie.