Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!

Joke: Yo moma's so fat, she's got other fat momas orbiting around her.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.