Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.

Joke: Yo mama's like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pond trying to saver her reflection.