Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.

Joke: Yo mama's like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pond trying to saver her reflection.

Joke: yo mama is so fat, they use her as a map in call of duty!