Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe I asked her "Did you lose a shoe?" She told me "No, I found one!"

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly when she entered in an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."