Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so short a pillow is her Grand Canyon

Joke: Yo mama so ugly even when blind kids see her they scream

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Joke: Yo mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on

Joke: Yo mama so ugly that One Direction went the other direction!