Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: yo mama is so fat, they use her as a map in call of duty!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she saw "under 17 not admitted" so she brought 16 of her friends.