Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo momma so fat, she ask Semrod to make her thin. And he said "I cannot, it's out of my power

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach activists showed up to push her back into the ocean!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!