Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Dracula bit her and got diabetes.