Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself she gets charged for long-distance.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed