Dirty Jokes

Joke: A little boy catches his dad looking at porn and asks him "Dad, what's that between the guys legs?"

The father responds "That's his third leg."

Then the little boy asks "What about that lady?"

The father replies "Well that's her second mouth."

The little boy thinks for a while and says "Is that why guys walk so fast and women talk so much?"

Joke: How is a man's dick like God?

Joke: How do you get kicked out of an animal rights group?

Joke: When you read a book about how bad smoking is for you, you quit smoking.

When you read a book about how bad drinking is for you, you quit drinking.

When you read a book about how bad sex is for you, you quit reading.

Joke: A husband and wife are having a night in. The wife is in the bathroom and the husband calls to her "Honey, you want to fool around?"

As the wife walks over to the bed she falls on her face and the husband says "Oh no! Honey, are you okay? Come here and I'll kiss it."

After they are done the wife gets up to use the bathroom again and falls once again. The husband looks at her, rolls over, and says "Clumsy bitch."