Dirty Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

Joke: What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

Joke: How is life like a box of chocolates?

Joke: What type of food ruins a woman's sex drive forever?

Joke: A blonde woman fears that her husband has been cheating on her so she goes to the gun shop and buys a pistol. The next day when she comes home from work she finds her husband in bed with another woman. She takes out the gun and puts it to her own head. Her husband yells "Don't shoot yourself!"

She yells back "Shut up! You're next!"