Dirty Jokes

Joke: If a blowjob makes your day, what does anal do?

Joke: A girl hits puberty and starts to grow hair between her legs. She asks her mom what's going on to which she replies, "Don't worry about that, that's your monkey. It's natural that your monkey will grow hair."

Later at dinner the girl tells her older sister, "Guess what? My monkey already started growing hair!."

Her older sister replies, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Joke: A man comes home to his wife watching a cooking show and says, "Why are you watching this crap? You can't cook."

She replies, "Well you watch porn."

Joke: A man sitting behind a woman on the bus taps her on the shoulder, "Ma'am, I believe you have semen on the back of your jacket."

She replies, "I'm sure it's not semen. It must be yogurt or something."

He says, "I'm pretty sure I don't ejaculate yogurt."

Joke: How do we know the iPhone 6 Plus was made by a man?