Joke: An American, an Englishman, and a Mexican are in a hot air balloon. After being stranded for a few hours the Englishman drops a teabag out of the balloon and says, "We have too many of these in my country."
The Mexican than throws a borrito out of the balloon and says, "We have way too many of these in my country."
Then the American throws the Mexican out of the balloon. The Englishman asks him, "Why did you do that?!"
He replies, "He slept with my wife."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.