Dirty Jokes

 

3 ratings
0 saves

Joke: How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?


Punch line: Put a nipple on it!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

7 ratings
1 saves

Joke: A man from Tennessee takes his daughter to the doctor and tells the doctor his daughter need birth control.

The doctor asks, "How old is she?"

He replies, "15."

"And she's sexually active," the doctor asks.

The man replies, "Naw, she just lays there like her mother."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

4 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. One of the men says, "Man, I wish I could do that!"

The other replies, "Haha, yeah... You might want to pet him first though."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

2 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why isn't barbie ever pregnant?


Punch line: Ken comes in other boxes.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why are rabbits silent when they have sex?


Punch line: They have cotton balls.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+