Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man explains to his girlfriend that his pants were especially made for dancing. She asks him, "Ballroom?"

He replies, "Not much."

Joke: Why did the prostitute jingle Santa's balls?

Joke: Do you know where the shortest tribe in the world got their name, the Fuckawee?

Joke: Why didn't the webcam girl show up to work?

Joke: A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"