Dirty Jokes

Joke: A young boy named Connor walks in on his father putting a condom on. He asks his dad, "What are you doing?!"

His father says, "Oh, I'm looking for a mouse."

Connor replies, "Why? Are you going to fuck it?"

Joke: What do you call somebody born with no eyelids who has them reconstructed with foreskin?

Joke: Why did the man have to get out of Mississippi as fast as he could?

Joke: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?

Joke: What did the banana say to the vibrator?