Dirty Jokes

Joke: How is life like a box of chocolates?

Joke: What has 200 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

Joke: What do you call a sad porno?

Joke: A woman walks into a bar and sees a frog in a cage behind the counter. She asks the bartender, "What's with the frog?"

He replies, "He performs oral sex on women."

She has a few drinks and curiosity gets the best of her so she asks for the frog. The bartender takes the frog out and puts it down there. The frog does nothing for a minute so the bartender says, "Okay, watch closely, I'm only going to show you one more time."

Joke: Why did the mother tuck her son in?