Dirty Jokes

Joke: Why couldn't the doe walk?

Joke: A blonde woman wants to bath in milk because she heard it makes your skin silky smooth. So when the milkman comes she tells him "I'm going to need 25 gallons of milk."

He replies "Damn, what for?"

She tells him "I want to bath in it."

Confused he asks her "Would you like that pasteurized?"

She replies "No, just up to my tits is fine. I'll splash it on my eyes."

Joke: What is similar between men and women?

Joke: Why was the old computer sad?

Joke: A man goes to a restaurant and asks how much a coffee will be. The waiter responds, "A penny."

The man, surprised, then asks how much it is for a steak. The waiter responds, "A nickel."

The man who is now confused asks to see the owner, but the waiter informs him, "He is upstairs with my wife."

The man asks him what he is doing up there with his wife and the waiter responds, "The same thing I'm doing down here with his business."