Dirty Jokes

Joke: Why do abstinence parties always suck?

Joke: What's the difference between hard and light?

Joke: A beautiful blonde woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, "Do you have extra large condoms?"

The pharmacist replies, "Yes, isle 11."

The blonde goes to the isle. But about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms. The pharmacist calls over to her, "Do you need some help?"

The woman replies, "No, I'm just waiting for somebody to buy some."

Joke: A man goes to the bar and orders five shots, quickly downing them. The bartender asks him, "What are you celebrating?"

The man replies, "First blowjob."

The bar tender asks him, "How about another one then?!"

The man replies, "No thanks, if five didn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."

Joke: A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your penis so I can enlarge it."