Dirty Jokes

Joke: Three engineers are fighting over what kind of engineer God must be. The first one says, "God must be a mechanical engineer, look at the joints!"

The second engineer says, "No! God must be a electrical engineer, look at the nervous system."

The final engineer says, "It's obvious he is a civil engineer, who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through prime recreational area?"

Joke: Why did the mother tuck her son in?

Joke: A priest is walking down the street and as he walks by a prostitute she yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"

He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What is a handjob?"

She replies, "$20, same as on the streets."

Joke: Why did the semen cross the road?

Joke: Ever seen a woman with 12 boobs?