Dirty Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

Joke: What did the woman do when her husband admitted he was gay?

Joke: A man is lying in bed with his new girlfriend after hours of lovemaking. She is playing with his balls. After a while he asks her, "Why are you playing with them?"

She replies, "Because I love them."

He asks, "But why?"

She replies, "I miss mine."

Joke: A man walks into the kitchen and finds his wife boiling eggs. She looks at him passionately, lays on the counter, and says, "Make love to me Randy!"

Not wanting to lose the chance he embraces her quickly and they make passionate love.

When they are finished he asks her, "What was that about?"

She replies, "The egg timer was broken."

Joke: A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"