Clean Jokes

Joke: A duck walks into a store and buys a can of soda. The clerk asks him, "Would you like to pay with cash or credit?"

The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)

Joke: What do dwarfs and midgets have in common?

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!