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Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."

The doctor replies, "I'll be there."

His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"

He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."


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Joke: I just invented a word...


Punch line: Plagiarism.


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Joke: It was so cold out today, I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.


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Joke: Why don't most buildings have a 13th floor?


Punch line: They aren't that tall.


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Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."


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