Clean Jokes

Joke: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

Joke: A guy takes his girlfriend to prom. Before prom day he had to get a tuxedo. The store had a very long line. After he got out of the store he went to a florist to get a corsage. At the shop he had to wait in an enormous line before buying the corsage.

When they arrive at prom they have to wait in an extremely long line at the door. Once in, his girlfriend gets hungry so they wait in a long buffet line. Then she gets thirsty and there is no punchline.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.

Joke: Two blondes are standing on a balcony staring at the moon. One asks the other, "What do you think is closer, the moon or California?"

The other one replies, "Can you see Florida from here?"

Joke: Why is Yoda afraid of 7?