118 ratings
12 saves
Joke: Two sisters, one is blonde and one is brunette, are trying to start a farm. The brunette sister finds a prized bull in the classified and leaves to check it out. She tells the blonde that she will contact her to come haul the bull back to the farm if she decides to buy it.
The brunette goes to the farm and decides to buy it. The farmer tells her that the bull will cost exactly $599, no less. So she buys the bull and heads to town to contact her sister. The only person she can find to help her is a telegraph operator.
The operator tells her "It costs 99 cents per word, what would you like to send?"
The brunette replies "Well I only have $1 left." She thinks for a while and tells the operator she wants to send the word 'comfortable.'
The operator asks "How will she know you bought the bull and want her to bring the haul from the word comfortable?"
The blonde replies "She's a slow reader."
9 ratings
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Joke: A man went to a job interview. The first thing they told him was "We are looking for somebody responsible."
The man replied "I'm just the man you're looking for. At my last job every time anything bad happened they told me I was responsible."
14 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.
10 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"
The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."
5 ratings
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Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?
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