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Joke: A man went to a job interview. The first thing they told him was "We are looking for somebody responsible."
The man replied "I'm just the man you're looking for. At my last job every time anything bad happened they told me I was responsible."
14 ratings
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Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.
10 ratings
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Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"
The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."
5 ratings
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Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?
15 ratings
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Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."
The doctor replies, "I'll be there."
His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"
He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."
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