Clean Jokes

Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!

Joke: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

Joke: Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape?

Joke: All the letters: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, and z were having a meeting when they realized a letter was missing. X says, "Is somebody missing?"

D replies, "Must be an absentee."