Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.

Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.

Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.