Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep!

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.