Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.

Joke: Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Joke: Chuck norris does not need permission. He demands permission.