Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.

Joke: Chuck Norris was not born into this world. Chuck Norris was unleashed upon it.

Joke: Chuck norris does not need permission. He demands permission.