Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris only has two speeds: Walk and kill.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, he kills them.

Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a mater of Microsoft Excel... On a typewriter.