Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris only has two speeds: Walk and kill.

Joke: A company once made Chuck Norris toilet paper. The only problem was Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.

Joke: Chuck Norris can climb a falling tree!

Joke: Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, it's BA.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.